I've got a co-worker who has either had the most interesting life evar, or is a habitual liar. At this point, I'm not sure which. He told the following stories today:
- He went out drinking. Passed out. Woke up in the Rio Grande river. Had no idea how he got there. Marines helped him home.
- Was in high school, in England, in a boarding school. Got drunk. Real drunk. Puked out a window. Of the third story. Onto a kid sitting outside smoking. Said kid was unhappy, came up to find him, and pummeled him.
I have no idea if either (both?) of these are legit, but damn.
